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One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

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mondays:

Mondays.

mondays:

Mondays.

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shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

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ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

More facts on Ultrafacts

I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker” 

its a trap

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microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

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teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

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misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

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irerisitahiri:

Disney Concept Art

Holy hell… these are so beautiful <o.o>

Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous…………

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sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

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yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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